You know youre Argentine when...

Esto lo encontre en Facebook, corte los partes que no tenian sentido

*you learn that soap and toilet paper are not always gaureenteed in a bathroom
*the person cooking your food does not find it necessary to wash their hands after playing with the dog, taking out the trash or any other random activity.
*clubs open at 2 am and don´t close until 8 or 9
*the bus to school picks up at the nightclubs
*even your 60 year-old tango teacher with her butt hangin out of her dress doesn´t strike you as weird
*you have at least 4 meals a day
*dinner starts at 10 p.m.
*you dont find it odd that your grocery store is named "disco" and your nightclub is named "hillrose".
*you pull ANYTHING out of the fridge and you think "i bet this would go well with some dulce de leche."
*you are 10 pounds underweight for your height category in america, but you´re still the fattest girl in your class in argentina.
*"un ratito" actually equals 45 mins to an hour! Or more!
*You find a hair in your food and you're thankful it's not an entire wig or worse.
*You spray Off! at the bugs and they laugh at you.
*you go home at 5 in the morning and you feel like you wimped out.
*your professor is too busy texting during class to answer your questions.
*seatbelts are simply for decoration
*screens do not exist on windows....only large metal bars
*you heat your house by turning on the oven and leaving the door open
*if you are black you must be from Brasil and if the only way you live in the State is that your parents immigrated
*you try on a size Large and it fits like a Small
*you eat at restaurants that you wouldn't dare look at before you came to this country
*everything you learned in Spanish class in the States is negated
*YOU KNOW LOCRO = LOCO!
*you lose your house key so your parents change all the locks and buy all new keys
*something Ive heard described as "the veinte minuto phenomenon": you know that "veinte minutos" doesn't really mean 20 min...and coming from a remis company it probably means never.
*at an intersection you yield to whoever flashes their lights or honks first...and find it not the least bit strange
*you see people with mate and a thermos...everywhere
*the word 'bueno' has somehow found its way to the top of your most commonly used words list
*nothing in the fridge is covered and you hope that the cutting board they used to cut the chicken has been washed with more than just water
*you watch Son de Fierro as a family each night
* you are immune to all types of whistling, cat calling, and hearing "mi amor"


a mi me causo mucho.

Manana yo y mi abuelo van a traffic court, Wish me luck!
Yel domingo volvieron todos de Bariloche, no puede esperar ya los quiero ver... dos meses...
No se que decir..solamente que el colegio me da fiaca.
FUUUAUUU faltan 130 dias mas de cole.


"matenme ya!"